Below, is an alphabetical quick reference guide of movies with ratings for the past two years. We have not included any reviews, only ratings. Our rating system does not use "stars", instead, it incorporates a more non-conventional method, for an easier interpretation. (see key below) So before you go and watch any movies, look it up here first. You could save yourself some money on a "sucky" movie and and end up seeing a "kick ass" one instead!
KEY
| OUR RATING SYSTEM | STAR SYSTEM |
| KICK ASS | ***1/2 TO ****1/2 |
| GOOD | **1/2 TO ***1/2 |
| ALRIGHT | *1/2 TO **1/2 |
| DOESN'T SUCK | 1/2 TO *1/2 |
| SUCKS ASS | 0 TO 1/2 |
| 10 Things I Hate About You | ALRIGHT |
| 13th Warrior, The | DOESN'T SUCK |
| 200 Cigarettes | ALRIGHT |
| 8MM | ALRIGHT |
| Almost Famous | KICK ASS |
| American Beauty | KICK ASS |
| American Movie | KICK ASS |
| American Pie | ALRIGHT |
| American Psycho | GOOD |
| Analyze This | GOOD |
| Angela's Ashes | GOOD |
| Any Given Sunday | ALRIGHT |
| Anywhere But Here | ALRIGHT |
| Arlington Road | GOOD |
| Astronaut's Wife, The | ALRIGHT |
| Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me | GOOD |
| Bamboozled | GOOD |
| Battlefield Earth | SUCKS ASS |
| Beach, The | ALRIGHT |
| Before Night Falls | GOOD |
| Being John Malkovich | KICK ASS |
| Best in Show | ALRIGHT |
| Bicentennial Man | ALRIGHT |
| Big Daddy | ALRIGHT |
| Big Momma's House | ALRIGHT |
| Billy Elliot | GOOD |
| Blair Witch Project, The | GOOD |
| Blast From the Past | ALRIGHT |
| Boiler Room | ALRIGHT |
| Bone Collector, The | ALRIGHT |
| Bowfinger | GOOD |
| Boys Don't Cry | GOOD |
| Bringing Out the Dead | ALRIGHT |
| Cast Away | GOOD |
| Cecil B. Demented | ALRIGHT |
| Cell, The | ALRIGHT |
| Chicken Run | GOOD |
| Chocolat | GOOD |
| Cider House Rules, The | GOOD |
| Contender, The | GOOD |
| Corruptor, The | ALRIGHT |
| Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon | KICK ASS |
| Dancer in the Dark | GOOD |
| Deep Blue Sea | ALRIGHT |
| Detroit Rock City | ALRIGHT |
| Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo | ALRIGHT |
| Dogma | GOOD |
| EDtv | GOOD |
| Election | GOOD |
| Emperors' new groove,The | GOOD |
| End of Days | ALRIGHT |
| Entrapment | ALRIGHT |
| Erin Brockovich | GOOD |
| eXistenZ | GOOD |
| Exorcist, The (re-issue) | KICK ASS |
| Eye of the Beholder | DOESN'T SUCK |
| Eyes Wide Shut | GOOD |
| Family Man, The | GOOD |
| Fight Club | KICK ASS |
| Final Destination | GOOD |
| Finding Forrester | GOOD |
| Forces of Nature | ALRIGHT |
| Frequency | GOOD |
| Galaxy Quest | GOOD |
| General's Daughter, The | ALRIGHT |
| Girl, Interrupted | GOOD |
| Gladiator | KICK ASS |
| Godzilla 2000 | ALRIGHT |
| Green Mile, The | KICK ASS |
| Gun Shy | DOESN'T SUCK |
| Haunting, The | DOESN'T SUCK |
| High Fidelity | GOOD |
| Hollow Man | ALRIGHT |
| House on Haunted Hill | ALRIGHT |
| Hurricane, The | GOOD |
| Insider, The | KICK ASS |
| Inspector Gadget | DOESN'T SUCK |
| Instinct | GOOD |
| Jawbreaker | DOESN'T SUCK |
| Keeping the Faith | GOOD |
| Legend of Drunken Master, The | GOOD |
| Lake Placid | ALRIGHT |
| Magnolia | KICK ASS |
| Man on the Moon | KICK ASS |
| Matrix, The | KICK ASS |
| Me, Myself and Irene | GOOD |
| Meet the Parents | GOOD |
| Men of Honor | GOOD |
| Message in a Bottle | ALRIGHT |
| Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc, The | ALRIGHT |
| Mission to Mars | ALRIGHT |
| Mission: Impossible 2 | ALRIGHT |
| Mummy, The | ALRIGHT |
| Mystery Men | ALRIGHT |
| Never Been Kissed | GOOD |
| Next Best Thing, The | GOOD |
| Next Friday | SUCKS ASS |
| Ninth Gate, The | ALRIGHT |
| Notting Hill | GOOD |
| Nurse Betty | KICK ASS |
| October Sky | GOOD |
| Office Space | GOOD |
| Patriot, The | GOOD |
| Payback | GOOD |
| Perfect Storm, The | ALRIGHT |
| Pitch Black | DOESN'T SUCK |
| Quills | GOOD |
| Rage: Carrie 2, The | DOESN'T SUCK |
| Red Violin, The | KICK ASS |
| Reindeer Games | ALRIGHT |
| Replacements, The | ALRIGHT |
| Requiem For a Dream | KICK ASS |
| Road Trip | ALRIGHT |
| Romeo Must Die | ALRIGHT |
| Scary Movie | ALRIGHT |
| Scream 3 | ALRIGHT |
| Shadow of the Vampire | ALRIGHT |
| Shaft | ALRIGHT |
| Shanghai Noon | GOOD |
| Sixth Sense, The | KICK ASS |
| Skulls, The | ALRIGHT |
| Sleepy Hollow | GOOD |
| Small Time Crooks | GOOD |
| South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut | KICK ASS |
| Space Cowboys | GOOD |
| Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace | KICK ASS |
| State and Main | ALRIGHT |
| Stigmata | ALRIGHT |
| Stir of Echoes | GOOD |
| Supernova | DOESN'T SUCK |
| Sweet and Lowdown | GOOD |
| Talented Mr. Ripley, The | GOOD |
| Thirteenth Floor, The | ALRIGHT |
| Three Kings | GOOD |
| Time Code | GOOD |
| Titan A.E. | GOOD |
| Topsy-Turvy | GOOD |
| Toy Story 2 | GOOD |
| Traffic | KICK ASS |
| Tuesday | DOESN'T SUCK |
| U-571 | GOOD |
| Unbreakable | GOOD |
| Universal Soldier, The Return | SUCKS ASS |
| What Lies Beneath | GOOD |
| What Planet Are You From? | ALRIGHT |
| What Women Want | GOOD |
| Whole Nine Yards, The | ALRIGHT |
| Wild Wild West | DOESN'T SUCK |
| Wonder Boys | GOOD |
| World is Not Enough, The | ALRIGHT |
| X-Men | KICK ASS |
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